The only form of communication at work between the employees is through walkie talkies, so I get to hear really ridiculous conversations and announcements. These are just from today:
"To all the male employees using the bathroom in the inside store: The magazines are to be kept on the magazine racks in the lunchroom. I repeat: Magazines stay inside the lunchroom."
"Charlie the squirrel is back. Can someone help lead him outside?"
"Can all the employees please keep their eye out for a lost BLACK girl? She was last seen hitting the pop machines."
Aside from laughing my ass off at the stupidity that surrounds me, I also get the opportunity to come across the foulest of body odors my nose my has ever encountered and perfect my Indian accent. My life is awesome right now.
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